total vacuum
99 bottles of self hate on the wall
take one down
toss it around
shit i knocked it on the ground fucking hell i’m such a piece of shit
98 bottles of self hate on the wall
When you get to 0…do you suddenly start liking yourself?
no you turn around and suddenly there’s 99 more bottles
this is actually a really good analogy
i try
(Source: faystop)
nugger
it took 15 minutes to compose myself enough to reblog this you don’t understand
(Source: time-sponges)
Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?
So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains
And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?
lulu was the rudest bitch i swear
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
Let us appreciate the geniuses behind our favorite books ♥
(Source: awesomepolarbear)
Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
The only known photo of tumblr user pizza
i’m hoping eventually tumblr user pizza will find this
im such a cutie aw
moral of the story: stick to the status quo
